The Eye Exam

"What are you doing, Kooky?"

"I'm thinking I might need to get glasses, Maximus. My vision has been a little blurry lately."

"Don't you worry, Kooky. I have skills. Come here. I can examine your eyes for you."

"Okay, Maximus. I hope you know what you're doing!"

"Open your eyes as wide as you can. And whatever you do Kooky, DON'T blink."

"Stay with me Kooky, and continue to keep your eyes open. I'm going to perform a series of different tests."

"First, I want to apply some slight pressure to your nose."

"Next, I need to cover your left eye."

"Sometimes this maneuver helps me determine if you have vision problems."

"In extreme cases, I've found that a tap to the head with a teething ring does wonders for clearing up blurry vision."

"And one last tug for good measure should do the trick."

"That about does it, Kooky. How is your sight now?"

"Are you kidding me, Maximus? What kind of diagnosis was that?"

"I told you, Kooky...I have SKILLS!"

"I am speechless, Maximus. And exhausted after that ordeal."

"You're not the only tired one. That took a lot of work..."

"...And you're welcome, Kooky."

Happy day!

hi-d